I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
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