I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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