How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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