Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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