I swear she didn't look like that last week.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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