Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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