Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
pray to the hookup gods
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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