ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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