And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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