Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
