Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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