never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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