Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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