5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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