He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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