so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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