you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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