i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I've blown a few things in my day
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize
