I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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