Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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