No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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