i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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