Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
she smelled like a LAN party
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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