Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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