I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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