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(520): View more from Arizona

If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh

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(416): View more from Toronto

How did it go last night?

(647): View more from Ontario

Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?

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(416): View more from Toronto

i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?

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(718): View more from New York

He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.

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(817): View more from Texas

Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me

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