Sry I called you an 8
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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