i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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