i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Enjoy the penises
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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