so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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