GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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