Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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