lets start a swedish sibling band together
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I still have a little drunk in my system
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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