I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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