She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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