Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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