good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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