I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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