Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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