the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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