if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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