can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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