While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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