The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
