My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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