Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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