So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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