would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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