So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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