i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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