so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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