I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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