Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
