It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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